LessOfTheSame

Cleaning closets is for tidy folks. When you reach the point you have to climb OVER the bed to get around it, then you have a mess to clean.

Where do you put stuff while you sort stuff when your house is stuffed to the gills already? If there's a tinkers chance it might rain, it can't be outside in the yard. Fill half the width of the hallway! Been there. In the garage? The only pathway through the garage is to the freezer. Block that and we'd have to go back to eating REAL food. Under the bed! Beds aren't supposed to bulge when you sit on them. Having an old dead car or two is handy, as long as they lock. OK, so i bought a few books at half price on sale. about 500 times. and that old computer is still good, it's just slower. The neighbor's kids never heard of an 8-track, and they think vinyl is what you cover the pool with in the winter.

If everyone in the world moved 5 boxes from one room to another in the same hour of the global clock, would we start a harmonic earth sized sound vibration that would shake the dust off the stalagmites in Carlsbad? Hmm, it's worth a try. I'll set the alarm.