Is Bozo a planet?

Quoting:

Pluto has been voted off the island.

The distant, ice-covered world is no longer a true planet, according to a new definition of the term voted on by scientists today.

"Whoa! Pluto's dead," said astronomer Mike Brown, of the California Institute of Technology in Pasadena, as he watched a Webcast of the vote. "There are finally, officially, eight planets in the solar system."

end of quote from nat geo

These Bozonian astronomers have been bottling too much of their own ether. Their spacesuits DO retain farts, after all. I have the card to prove it.

Step Up To the Plate

Something bothers you. Someone else does something about it, not necessarily politically correct, but they DO something. Step up to the plate. Comment, even if it's not in full agreement. Say something. Clarify that that person is not the only one in the world to think those thoughts. Criticize the way it was handled, if needed, but support the issue being made, fer craps sake.

Reflections in the tank

Ever stand for a moment as you raise up the lid, contemplating the reflection of your face you see there. Is it your destiny? Is it where you can find yourself whenever you lose yourself? Is it really you looking back? Do you hate the face you see? Do you ever smile? Is it old? Do you anticipate the distortion peeing standing up will do to that view? Is it a pleasant anticipation? When your face disappears in the yellow swirl, do you lean forward slightly, as if pulled into it?

You pee sitting down?

Never mind!

The Spread

There is in all of us the inevitable spread. Sometimes it is nutritional, sometimes genetic. sometimes it's mental.

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Startups with something soon. If links show up, that will be fun, too.

As for the genetic, well, i have cousins i haven't seen in years i figure i could recognize from behind in a crowd.

As for nutritional, well, that varies, fortunately, the season and the activities. so far it's been uphill, or around the hill, more accurately, and only the occasional levelling off. Nothing Lockjaw wouldn't cure.

or "Less of the same" in another sense, heh!

Quote of the Day

LessOfTheSame
I brought her 4 candies, so she could sample one, and save the others. 5 minutes later, she tapped me on the shoulder and said "I might as well be a pig in a meadow full of truffles" did you FINISH them, I asked?
she just nodded as she walked away.

Capped off the back one, back to the biggun.

Finally got a lasso on it, but is that the head or the tail.
Two days of something stormy, then pull the next one down and to the north. Fingernail files at 45 feet. OooooOOoooh!

I hear it's used for fine quality print paper. Must be legal length, then, judging by the shadow.

The woodpecker died trying. Not an omen, I hope.

Losing My Limbs

One at a time
Up the ladder
Sway in the breeze
This ridiculous saw
Takes forever.
Attach the sky hook
Lower the Limb
Move the fence
and yourself
Here it comes
One less
I notice
All the others
Are longer, now.